I Love this doushin ( think i spelled this wrong but who cares!) I hope you can do more NaruSasu ones
water is wet
the sun is hot
leaves are green
NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!!
OH HELL NOOO!!!! Madara, how dare you touch by lovey Kakashi’s face with your vile hands!
Second Why the fuck did you steal his eye! that was one of the traits that made him sexy as hell!
please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be
the videos been removed :(
some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers
My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level
I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.
our hot dogs in elementary school were green
Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown
Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )
I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.
my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.
my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich
one time I found a metal nozzle in my pasta
I FOUND A VEIN IN MY CHICKEN NUGGET ONCE
One time some of my friends decided to get the new cookies our school was giving out since they said we need more healthier choices. And when they bit into them they found out they weren’t even cooked all the way, one broke her tooth, bc the cookie she bit into was still frozen. And another time, one of my other friends got some milk and opened it and found it was blue and green. they had to stop all the milk that was given out and check all of them. And another time I went to lunch and decided to get a chicken sandwich, found a bone and gray hair in it. I decided after tht day I would either bring my lunch or raid the vending machines.
This is the conversation I had with my mom, when I was half asleep this morning.
Mom: Jada, where’s the remote at?
Me: Did u ask?
Mom: What? Ask who?
Me: the black man.
Mom: Black man What black man?
Me:yeah the black man, did you ask?
Mom: girl what the hell are you talking about?
Me: Thee black man, ask him
Mom: Jada…. girl just go back to sleep ur ass isn’t making since again.
Me: Okay, goodnight
Mom: Jada it’s 5am…. Jada….
After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.
ＴＨＥ ＲＩＴＵＡＬ ＨＡＳ ＢＥＧＵＮ
wow thats creepy
Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t
ok tumblr srsly i fucking hate you but that fucking picture ok i’ll reblog this
this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…
all i see in this picture is a sassy demon, and i am sorry. But what kind of ‘entity of the most known evil’ kills people for not reblogging its selfie on tumblr.
maybe the demon wanted everyone’s opinion in how the pic turned out.
Justin Bieber Deport Petition: The White House Responds In Statement
Not this time! The White House officially responded to a petition that asked for Justin Bieber’s deportation on Friday, April 18, ultimately siding with the 20-year-old entertainer.
"Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one," the statement read. “We’ll leave it to others to comment on Mr. Bieber’s case, but we’re glad you care about immigration issues. Because our current system is broken. Too many employers game the system by hiring undocumented workers, and 11 million people are living in the shadows.”
"Not only is it the right thing to do morally, it’s the right thing for our country: Independent economists say immigration reform will grow our economy and shrink our deficits by almost $1 trillion in the next 20 years," the statement continued. "For those of you counting at home, that’s 12.5 billion concert tickets — or 100 billion copies of Mr. Bieber’s debut album."
Back in January, a “Deport Justin Bieber and Revoke his Green Card” petition received over 100,000 signatures asking that the Canadian native leave the U.S. The petition was created shortly after the “Boyfriend” singer was arrested for DUI in Miami on Jan. 23.
"We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture," the petition read. "We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked."
It continued: “He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society.”
The petition has clearly not fazed the singer over the past several months. He’s been back in he studio since, and was spotted getting cozy with on-again, off-again girlfriend Selena Gomez at Coachella in Indio, Calif., on April 13. “Justin took the lead and was escorting Selena through the all-access area,” an eyewitness told Us. That same day, he surprised the crowd by performing on stage with Chance The Rapper.
This article originally appeared on Usmagazine.com: Justin Bieber Deport Petition: The White House Responds In Statement
Okay never in my whole life have I been more disappointed in the government. I can’t believe that they denied us this just because…. ugh!!!!!! God why have u made our suffering last!!
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best owl i have seen
"hello friend! it is the morning!"
Aww it looks like it’s smiling. ” Good morning, my dear friend how was ur nights sleep?”
Look at that body and look at that smile, there’s no way in hell Sasuke can compare!
why touch her hair though? Dammit…
Reason number 45-60754280865’11B I won’t go on a mission trip.
I am soooo done
Mission trips make me sick
This baby girl is being treated like a tourist attraction or a wild animal and I am not here for this. This picture says so much about the owner of that white hand.
This photo makes me feel so uncomfortable
this photo makes me fucking angry.
and a mission trip? .. yeah, aka colonialism.
Get OUT of our countries with this fucking bullshit, honestly. Missionaries are already fucking so much up in African countries. As a gay Nigerian I LIVE the repercussions of this daily. I’ve been exorcised, had bibles thrown at me, been sent to priests for a “cure”, been given spiritual baths which burn my skin to “wash the devil out of me” you name it. Done by my own family and people at the behest of “our Lord and Savior”. It’s traumatic, and especially hurtful when we understand that general acceptance of same sex love and eroticism and more nuanced, varied understandings of gender were the norm PRIOR to colonization and missionary activity.
And then we have pictures like this to remind us of the OTHER bullshit these missionary fuckers do. They roll up in our countries as “white saviors” and are constantly doing racist bullshit like this. Objectifying us, casting us as “primitive” and in need of being saved from ourselves and our “heathen” ways. Let’s not even start on the rampant sexual abuses priests committed against Africans across the continent. The ways in which they destroyed and suppressed our cultures. Made us hate ourselves to the point that today we call our own grandfathers and grandmothers with traditional beliefs “despicable heathens” and Satanists. Where they have so warped our cultures, identities and understanding of self, to fit THEIR white colonial mold.
We forget that missionaries came as colonizers first and foremost, and in many cases caused far more egregious and long lasting damage than the colonial administrators themselves. And they are still doing it today. Look at the rise of Christian fundamentalism in Africa in the last 30 years and you will see a direct correlation with a rise in hate and animus against same sex loving and trans people in many African countries. Watch the movie “God Loves Uganda” if you don’t believe me: the legacy and impact of missionaries on Africa is DAMNING and is getting WORSE, especially for those of us who identify as LGBTQ.
It makes me sick. This picture makes me sick. Missionaries make me sick. What they have done to our cultures and communities and traditions makes me sick. Their racism cloaked with a smile and their “good Book” makes me sick. The fact that they think that they’re “doing good” while they’re just reproducing white supremacist patriarchal colonial structures of control, domination and subjugation makes me sick. They don’t see us as full people, but as spectacles for their white gaze, as this picture makes so bitingly clear, and they don’t give a damn as long as they make their God “happy”
You have caused so much pain in my life and that of many of my friends. It hurts.
GET THE FUCK OUT OF AFRICA (or wherever this pic was taken) AND LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE!!!!
And a big fuck you to all of the people doing mission “service trips” to ~*aFRicA*~ too.
I’m utterly and completely done.
This picture is the reason why I hate missionaries. They believe their doing the right thing. “God’s work” but their not their making everything more difficult. Why can’t they just leave ppl be.last year one of my classmates went on a service trip to Africa and came back with picture that look just like this. They went on saying how they were helping the ppl in Africa and teaching them the way of “God” or something along those lines. I looked at the pictures and thought why are you showing us these pictures of these kids, and how hard some are having it. Then when you take pics like this one. It seems like your showing some type of trophy or something. one of my other classmates was from Africa and got pissed and asked if they could stop showing the pictures around but they didn’t and then after a heated conversation between the both of them, my classmate from Africa packed up their things and walked out the door. We all later found out that in the pics tht the photos were of their family and friends.